Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday August 26,
1994
Tags dignity enhancement, help employees, less money, hire someone, co workers
Transcript
The Boss: Sue was hired to run our new dignity enhancement program. Her charter is to help the employees feel good about themselves while they work harder for less money. Dilbert: How can we afford to hire somebody new? The Boss: Do you remember those cow orders you used to have?
Thursday August 25,
1994
Tags assist me, cartoonists disclaimer, cucumber mutants, disclaimer, not funny, quite a pickle, world domination
Transcript
Dogbert: I created you cucumber mutants to assist me in my bid for world domination! Bulletin I interrupt this strip because the whole giant cucumber theme isn't as fun as I thought it would be. lets go directly to the big finish. scott DOGBERT: Then Waldo grabbed the "salad shooter" there were peels everywhere! Dilbert: sounds like quite a pickle.
Wednesday August 24,
1994
Tags boot camp, conquer the earth, genetic mutations, half man, sea monkeys, half cucumber
Transcript
"What are you planting?" "I'm growing an army of genetic mutants to do my bidding." "Half man, half giant cucumber, these unthinking brutes will help me conquer the Earth!" "Didn't you try this with sea monkeys last year?" "None of them survived boot camp."

