Dogbert: "In market research terms, you belong to the 'techno geek' segment."
"You're shy, boring, gullible and male. You prefer computers to people. There's always a spider on your arm."
"Made you look."
"I got a job as the head of market research at your company. I'll be pulling down $120 K per year."
"I don't value otehr people's opinions so I'll just use my own."
"Just for reference, how much does honesty pay these days?"
"Shut up."