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Tags techno geek, shy, boring, gullible, spider on arm, controlling, manipulate, bust, fool

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Dogbert: "In market research terms, you belong to the 'techno geek' segment." "You're shy, boring, gullible and male. You prefer computers to people. There's always a spider on your arm." "Made you look."

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Tags head of market research, 120k salary, value opinions, refrence, honesty, pay these days

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"I got a job as the head of market research at your company. I'll be pulling down $120 K per year." "I don't value otehr people's opinions so I'll just use my own." "Just for reference, how much does honesty pay these days?" "Shut up."

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Tags areodynamic, blow on me, handy, ratbert, smart, attractive

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Ratbert: I may not be smart and I may not be attractive... But I am Aerodynamic!! Dilbert: that night come in handy in a minute. Ratbert: Blow on me.