Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday June 24,
1994
Tags nineties woman, man pay dinner, slap a man, threatening
Transcript
LIZ: I'm a nineties kind of woman. I demand equality but the man must pay for dinner. "And recent surveys show that many women my age think it's okay to slap a man." DILBERT: "Really? Did they name the man?" LIZ: "Don't make me come over there."
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Thursday June 23,
1994
Tags called to brag, dogbert headhunting service, no skill, pays 100k, dogbert job
Transcript
"This is Dogbert's Headhunting Service." "I've got a job that pays a hundred thousand per year and requires no skill whatsoever." "No, I didn't say it's available. I called to brag about my own job."
Wednesday June 22,
1994
Tags job pays, headhunter, move, cold place, drivers license, look up gender, phone call, man, inquiring about job
Transcript
Dogbert the headhunter Dogbert: The job pays a hundred thousand. But you'll have to move to a place thats so cold that mercury freezes. Man: I'll take it. How bad could it be? Dogbert: Keep your drivers license on you is you can look up your gender if you forget

