Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags no ring, dilbert asks liz, date, pizza date, after game, big ring, eunuchs, special van, flop sweat, kidding, joke, gullible, likes gullible

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"Liz, I noticed you're not wearing a ring. Would you like to go for a pizza after the game?" "Oh, I do have a ring. It's so big I can't wear it. A team of eunuchs follows me around with it in a special van." "Flop-sweat time." "You're gullible. I like that."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags ball, bonk, dilbert, head bounce, make goal, soccer game, strike, uses head bonk

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BONK Dilbert: Gee, Ive scored five goals that way. Liz: you've got a good head for this game.

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Tags bank off head, coach, field, game, glasses, goal, soccer, strike, team players, sports

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Player man: dilbert, you'll be playing the left striker position. Player man: one of our good players will try to strike tony in th head with the ball and bank it in the goal, LIZ: "It" being the ball not your head. Dilbert: Id better take off y glasses. LIZ: No, don't, I included their dampening effect in my calculations.