Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday June 18,
1994
Tags no ring, dilbert asks liz, date, pizza date, after game, big ring, eunuchs, special van, flop sweat, kidding, joke, gullible, likes gullible
Transcript
"Liz, I noticed you're not wearing a ring. Would you like to go for a pizza after the game?" "Oh, I do have a ring. It's so big I can't wear it. A team of eunuchs follows me around with it in a special van." "Flop-sweat time." "You're gullible. I like that."
Friday June 17,
1994
Tags ball, bonk, dilbert, head bounce, make goal, soccer game, strike, uses head bonk
Transcript
BONK Dilbert: Gee, Ive scored five goals that way. Liz: you've got a good head for this game.
Thursday June 16,
1994
Tags bank off head, coach, field, game, glasses, goal, soccer, strike, team players, sports
Transcript
Player man: dilbert, you'll be playing the left striker position. Player man: one of our good players will try to strike tony in th head with the ball and bank it in the goal, LIZ: "It" being the ball not your head. Dilbert: Id better take off y glasses. LIZ: No, don't, I included their dampening effect in my calculations.

