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Stress Can Kill You

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Stress Can Kill You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, coronavirus, cortisol, dead man walking, depress, fear, immune, increase, scared, social distancing, system, virus, health

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dogbert: you have nothing to fear from the coronavirus but fear itself. obviously, the fear will increase your cortisol levels and depress your immune system so the virus can finish you off. dilbert visually shaken: now i'm scared. dogbert pointing: dead man walking!

Coronavirus

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Coronavirus - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags 24 hours, business, coronavirus, health, home, remote, tragic, work from home

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dilbert: i'm working at home to avoid the coronavirus. i'll have to stay here 24 hours a day. dogbert: that's tragic. dilbert: i don't mind. dogbert: i meant tragic for me.

No Handshaking

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No Handshaking - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, filthy, hand, invisible, office workers, see, shake, virus

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dilbert: sorry, i no longer shake hands. i can practically see the viral load on that filthy paw of yours. office worker: you can't "see" a virus. virus sound coming from hand: hee-hee! that's how we getcha.