Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday May 07,
1994
Tags boss made pass, cat ate ring, family in coma, irs audit, seek relief, woes, anti woe cologne
Transcript
Alice: I'm going to seek relief from my many woes by sharing them with you. My entire family is in a coma....The cat ate my wedding ring,,,,The IRS is auditing us....my boss made a pass at me. It isn't working, you aren't absorbing my woes. Dilbert: Im wearing into woe cologne.
Friday May 06,
1994
Tags user rep, stupid, new paradigm
Transcript
"My user representative is the stupidest..." "No way! My user is the stupidest." "Oh yeah?! Let's have a little wager. Go get your user and I'll get mine!" "You're on!" "Have another scone, Tom." "You're right. They do look just like styrofoam cups." "It's a new paradigm..."
Thursday May 05,
1994
Tags product, what it does, who would duse it, rest later, plan to sell, psychic
Transcript
"We don't know what the project should do or who would use it." "But if you could tell us what it costs to build it, we'll figure out the rest later." "What year do you plan to sell it?" "What am I - psychic or something??"


