Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 01,
1994
Tags evolution favors monkeys, cages, as pets, humans treated
Transcript
Zimbu: evolution favors monkeys, Eventually humans will be kept in cages as pets. Dilbert: Impossible! we humans will never allow ourselves to be treated like that! Now get out of the cubicle,
Thursday March 31,
1994
Tags darwinian saga, evolution, invet computers, ironic twist, monkey, own species, tail, animals
Transcript
Zimbu: Your big mistake, evolution wise, was inventing computers that are easier to use if you have a tail. Its an ironic twist in the darwinian saga, You've guaranteed the extinction of your own species. Dilbert: Stop working while In talking to you Zimbu!! Zimbu: I can hear the evolutionary clock...tick tick...tick...tick...
Wednesday March 30,
1994
Tags use tail, operate mouse, engineers, no tail, rocky, new programmer
Transcript
Dilbert: Zimbu, you're not supposed to use your tail to operate the mouse. If tails were a natural advantage for engineers then evolution would provide usual with tails! The Boss: Dilbert, I don't believe you've met Rocky, out new C programmer.


