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Tags evolution favors monkeys, cages, as pets, humans treated

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Zimbu: evolution favors monkeys, Eventually humans will be kept in cages as pets. Dilbert: Impossible! we humans will never allow ourselves to be treated like that! Now get out of the cubicle,

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Tags darwinian saga, evolution, invet computers, ironic twist, monkey, own species, tail, animals

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Zimbu: Your big mistake, evolution wise, was inventing computers that are easier to use if you have a tail. Its an ironic twist in the darwinian saga, You've guaranteed the extinction of your own species. Dilbert: Stop working while In talking to you Zimbu!! Zimbu: I can hear the evolutionary clock...tick tick...tick...tick...

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Tags use tail, operate mouse, engineers, no tail, rocky, new programmer

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Dilbert: Zimbu, you're not supposed to use your tail to operate the mouse. If tails were a natural advantage for engineers then evolution would provide usual with tails! The Boss: Dilbert, I don't believe you've met Rocky, out new C programmer.