Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday March 23,
1994
Tags date, lisa, coffee at work, wash hair, saturday night, dinner date, rejected, clean hair
Transcript
Dilbert: Lisa, I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner saturday night. Lisa: Uh...I have to wash my hair saturday. how about having coffee here at work instead? Dilbert: I'll pass. I was hoping for someone with clean hair.
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Tuesday March 22,
1994
Tags lunch date, rejction, says she's dead, seeing an illusion
Transcript
Tina: Lunch? With you? I'd love to but...uh... Tina: Im clinically dead, what you see are merely the last involuntary spasms before I stiffen. Dilbert: I have a hand truck. Tina: this was a very bad idea.
Monday March 21,
1994
Tags dilbert date, asks lunch date, cheryl, full of lunch, rejection, next week, turned down, lame excuse, office, co worker
Transcript
Dilbert: Hi Cheryl. would you like to have lunch with me next week? Cheryl: I..uh...already ate lunch. Im not hungry. Dilbert: Im talking about next week!! Cheryl: I don't think I can have another bite, all full.

