Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday March 17,
1994
Tags constant reorgnizing, needs of employees, spare parts, liver, jose in accounting
Transcript
Dilbert: "These constant reorganizations do not take into consideration the needs of the employees." The Boss: "I've decided to use you for spare parts. Your liver will be sent to Jose in accounting, immediately." Dilbert: "Jose has a bad liver?" The boss: "No, but why take a chance?"
Wednesday March 16,
1994
Tags blind ambition, chips & dips, food services, new name, procurement, the unled, new department
Transcript
The Boss: We'll need a name for the newly reorganized department. The name should reflect how Ive seamlessly integrated engineering with food services and procurement. Dilbert: How about "chips and dips"? Wally: "Blind Ambition" Man: " The unled"
Tuesday March 15,
1994
Tags new management layer, middle mangemnet, new boss, harfurd, idiot, unqualified, fool
Transcript
The Boss: Im creating a new layer of management so I dont have to talk to you anymore. Richard is your new boss. He has an MBA from Harfund University. Dilbert: You mean Harvard don't you? The Boss: Uh oh


