Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday March 05,
1994
Tags technical degree, obsolete, 5 years, doohickey
Transcript
Dogbert: "According to this, a technical degree becomes obsolete in five years." Dilbert: "Do you mind? I'm trying to get some work done on the...uh..." Dogbert: "Uh-oh." Dilbert: "Doohickey."
Friday March 04,
1994
Tags voting, opposite positions, cancel out, republican, dogs don't vote, democrat
Transcript
Dilbert: "Do you remember last election day...and how you convinced me to not vote?" "You argued that since we disagreed on all issues, we could both stay home and the outcome would be the same as if we both voted." "Dogs can't vote!" Dogbert: "Well, not directly."
Thursday March 03,
1994
Tags meeting, preliminary recommendation, radically reengineered, business process, coughed skull, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Here's our preliminary recommendation for radically reengineering our business processes. AAAGH! COUGH SPOINT! Dilbert: He coughed up his skull. Dogbert: I bet that smarts.


