Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday November 26,
1993
Tags ratbert, dilbert, dogbert, insults, best friend, verbal, abuse, order, cement, friendship, moron
Transcript
Ratbert: Dogbert insults you all the time. And you treat him like your best friend. Obviously, I need to give you some verbal abuse in order to cement our bond of love and friendship. Dilbert: You're an idiot.
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Thursday November 25,
1993
Wednesday November 24,
1993
Tags ted, carol, message, manager, secretary, copies, sting, desire
Transcript
Ted: May I slip in? I only need one copy. Carol: What's the message here? Is your time worth more than my time because you're a manager and I'm a secretary? Huh? This might sting for a second, but it'll remove your desire to make copies.

