Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday November 20,
1993
Tags garbageman, dogbert, taser, trash, outdoors
Transcript
Dogbert says to the garbage man, "Thanks for letting me borrow your phaser. I recharged the batteries." The garbage man says, "I hope you didn't use it in anger." Dogbert replies, "No, I was laughing most of the time. And I probably won't stop wagging until Tuesday." The garbage man says, "Good."
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Friday November 19,
1993
Tags dogbert, man, taser, radio traffic
Transcript
Dogbert stands at a man's door and says, "I'm looking for the idiot who does the radio traffic reports." The man says, "Speaking of idiots, only an idiot would want to be in this traffic!" Dogbert zaps the man and says, "That's for making me listen to inane segues."

