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Tags dogbert, dilbert, noriko, plaent, account, ability, contract

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Dogbert, Dilbert and Noriko sit on a park bench. Noriko yells at Dilbert, "You adults have totally messed up the planet!! Where's the accountability??!" Noriko continues, "You know our implied social contract! You take care of the kids, then we take care of you when you're old. That's how it's supposed to work." Dilbert says, "Well, I . . ." Noriko yells, "The deal is OFF!!"

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Noriko: Who the heck is running this planet?? It's a total disaster!! The environment is a mess! Crime and poverty everywhere!! Who's responsible?!! Dogbert: Adults, like him.

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Tags dogbert, park bench, noriko, classes, lives, television, channels

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Dogbert and Noriko sit on a park bench. Noriko says, "I can't wait to grow up and get out of school." Dogbert says, "Actually, Noriko, your generation will have to take classes and work full-time your whole lives . . . Assuming any jobs exist." Dogbert continues, "But on the plus side, television will have a thousand channels." Noriko yells, "That's it; somebody's got some explaining to do!"