Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday March 19,
1993
Tags dilbert, bob, ratbert, arms, embarassing, newspaper, armchair, flying
Transcript
Ratbert stands on the table holding his arms out. Ratbert asks Bob the Dinosaur, "Dilbert says it's impossible to fly by flapping your arms. Is he right, Bob?" Bob replies, "It just depends how hard you flap." Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper. Ratbert flies over him and says, "It must be embarrassing to be you."
Thursday March 18,
1993
Tags dilbert, ratbert, evolution, years, develop, flying, airplane, wright, brothers
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk and Ratbert sits on the desk holding his arms out. Dilbert says, "Evolution takes millions of years, Ratbert. You'll be long gone before rats develop flying skills." Ratbert replies, "That's what they said to the Wright brothers." Dilbert says, "But THEY built an airplane." Ratbert flaps his arms and asks, "Don't you think they tried this first?"
Wednesday March 17,
1993
Tags ratbert, dogbert, evolving, flying, rat, arms, flatter, parents, million, years, natural, advantage, wings, happiest
Transcript
Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I think I'm evolving into a flying rat." Ratbert continues, "I noticed that my arms are flatter than my parents' arms. In a million years this natural advantage will become wings!" Dogbert says as Ratbert walks away, "There goes the happiest rat I know." Ratbert flaps his arms and thinks, "Too soon."


