Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday February 17,
1993
Tags ted, the boss, typo, budget, spreadsheet, pay, work, happiest, day, life
Transcript
An employee says to the Boss, "I found a typo in the budget spreadsheet . . . It's too late to fix it." The man continues, "We transferred one job to another group but accidentally kept the money and headcount." The Boss tells another man, ". . . So, we still pay you but you aren't allowed to do work." The man thinks, "This is the happiest day of my life."
Tuesday February 16,
1993
Monday February 15,
1993
Tags the boss, dilbert, alice, team, spirit, free, time, job, motivate, bogged, down, details
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "In order to build team spirit I've decided you should have lunch together once a week." The Boss continues, "I won't be there myself because it would seriously cut into my free time." The Boss continues, "Besides, it's my job to motivate, not get bogged down in the details."


