dilbert: what are your goals for the year?
wally: i prefer systems over goals.
dilbert: okay, what are your systems?
wally: none of them involve answering questions.
office worker: hi, i'm ...
dilbert holding up stop hand: hold on. my facial recognition app has identified you and is now showing me your social media history.
office worker: uh-oh.
dilbert: it seems it would be unwise for me to touch your hand.
boss: i have a bad case of imposter syndrome. i feel as if i'm only pretending to be a good manager, and someday everyone will find out it's an act.
dilbert: if it makes you feel any better, we figured that out a while ago.