Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday February 28,
2020
Purchasing Department
Tags managers & supervisors, business, purchasing, vendor, market, quote, coffee
Transcript
Purchasing Manager Bob: you need there vendor quotes, or i can't approve it. dilbert: there are only two vendors in that market. bob: come back when something changes.
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Thursday February 27,
2020
Ceo Is Like Normal People
Tags managers & supervisors, business, office environment, cubicle, work, normal, people, respect, stupid
Transcript
ceo: even though i am you ceo, i work out of a cubicle just like normal people. you probably respect that. alice: no, it sounds stupid. ceo: then why am i torturing myself in that putrid cubicle? alice: see prior answer.
Wednesday February 26,
2020
Ceo In Cubicle
Tags managers & supervisors, business, private, office, cubicle, common, work, employees
Transcript
eco: i've decided to give up my private office and work from a cubicle so employees will respect me more. my cubicle will be 1,000 square feet, with a ceiling. dilbert: that's called an office. eco: nothing pleases you common folk.

