Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday October 02,
1992
Tags dilbert, women, dating, relationships, obsessive, personality, slave, love, waiter
Transcript
Dilbert and a woman sit at a restaurant table. The woman says, "I must warn you that I have an obsessive personality." The woman continues, "If I spend a moment with a man I fall completely in love. I think of only him. I . . . I become his slave." Dilbert says, "Are you saying . . ." The woman replies, "Yes. I'm in love with our waiter."
Thursday October 01,
1992
Tags ratbert, dogbert, footsteps, demagogue, book, unmarried, men, scum, successful, write, hate, disguised, science, moles, morons, underground, movement
Transcript
Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I'm following in your footsteps so I can be a demagogue too." Ratbert continues, "Your book 'Unmarried Men are Scum' was so successful that I decided to write my own hate book disguised as science!" Ratbert holds up a manuscript and continues, "I call it 'Moles are Morons.'" Three moles wearing sunglasses sneak up behind Ratbert. Dogbert asks, "Were you aware that moles have a strong underground movement?"
Wednesday September 30,
1992
Tags dogbert, show, interview, book, author, unmarried, men, scum, theory, jailed, crime, beat, system, married
Transcript
A television talk show host says into the microphone, "My guest for today's show is Dogbert, author of the one-page book, 'Unmarried Men are Scum.'" The host says to Dogbert, "Your theory is that all unmarried men should be jailed for life, thus ending most crime." Dogbert replies, "Exactly." The host asks, "What if they try to beat the system by getting married?" Dogbert replies, "Serves 'em right."

