Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, flowers, woman, non-refundable, date, deposit, diskette, dating, history, personal, references, financial, disclosure, rejection, notice, verbal

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Dilbert hands a woman flowers and says, "Here are the flowers and the non-refundable date deposit." Dilbert hands the woman a diskette and says, "This diskette has my dating history, personal references and full financial disclosure." Dilbert asks, "When may I expect the rejection notice?" The woman replies, "I can give you a verbal now . . ."

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Tags dilbert, the boss, light, travels, sound, shout, speak, lips, appear, sync-up, words, knowledge, ridiculous, thing, heard

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Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "I just heard that light travels faster than sound." The Boss continues, "I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words." Dilbert thinks, "A little knowledge can be a ridiculous thing." The Boss thinks, "He probably hasn't heard me yet."

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Tags dilbert, dogbert, testing, theory, advertising, sell, anything, asked, thing, least, desired, earth, ladies, date, quantities, men and women

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Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper. Dogbert enters and says, "I'm testing my theory that good advertising can sell anything." Dogbert continues, "So I asked myself 'What is the thing LEAST desired on earth?'" A woman looks at a billboard with Dilbert's picture on it. The billboard says, "Ladies! Date a Dilbert call 510-803-9338. Quantities are limited." The woman says, "Hmm . . ."