Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 10,
1992
Tags dilbert, brenda, brainwashed, quality, pads, note, face
Transcript
Dilbert: It looks like Brenda has been brainwashed by the new company slogan. It all started when we got these little sticky notes pads that say "quality" on them. Oops, sorry, I shouldn't put it right in your face. Man: Quality... Quality... Quality...
Tuesday June 09,
1992
Tags the boss, slogan, inspire, dilbert, quality, extra, pay, alice
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally, Brenda another employee, "What the department needs is a slogan to inspire us." The Boss continues, "Our new slogan is 'We Are Quality.'" A woman says, "Suddenly I feel like working long hours for no extra pay." The Boss says, "It's working!"
Monday June 08,
1992
Tags the boss, dilbert, drastic, changes, competition, note, pads, quality
Transcript
The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and a woman sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "We've got to make drastic changes to keep up with the competition." The Boss continues, "That's why I've had these little note pads made that say 'quality.'" Dilbert looks at one of the pads and asks, "Isn't it spelled with a 'u?'"


