Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday May 23,
1992
Friday May 22,
1992
Tags the boss, dave, haircut, management, fast-track, program, hair
Transcript
Dave sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "Dave, I hear that you've started cutting your own hair . . ." The Boss continues, "I'm afraid I'll have to drop you from the management fast-track program." The Boss walks away thinking, "Lucky we caught that one before he got too far."
Thursday May 21,
1992
Tags dilbert, dave, haircut, learning, saving, money, counting, divorce, therapy
Transcript
Dilbert asks a man, "What happened to your head, Dave?" Dave replies, "I'm cutting my own hair now." Dave's hair is unevenly cut and shaved in places. Dave continues, "I'm not too far along the old learning curve, but at least I'm saving money." Dilbert asks, "How much did you save?" Dave replies, "Not counting the divorce and therapy?"


