Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday May 02,
1992
Friday May 01,
1992
Tags dogbert, dilbert, designing, greeting, card, death, occasion, working, humorous, angle, roses, red, violets, blue, cardboard, stiff
Transcript
Dogbert stands at the table reading a card. Dilbert asks, "How are you coming on designing your greeting cards for death occasions?" Dogbert replies, "Okay. Now I'm working on the humorous angle." Dilbert reads, "Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Cardboard is stiff, / And so are you."
Thursday April 30,
1992
Tags dilbert, working, designing, line, cards, death, occasions, funeral, dead, sentimental
Transcript
Dogbert sits at the table writing on some cards. Dilbert asks, "What are you working on?" Dogbert replies, "I'm designing a line of cards for death occasions." Dogbert continues, "You know how sometimes you can't make it to the funeral, so you want to send a card instead . . ." Dilbert reads, "I'm sorry you're dead." Dogbert asks, "Is it too sentimental?"

