Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday April 08,
1992
Tags dilbert, transferred, marketing, barbeque, unicorn, rare, best, part
Transcript
Dilbert stands in a barbecue line holding a plate. The man in front of him says, "Every Tuesday we barbecue a unicorn." The man says, "Make mine rare. Ha ha! Get it? Rare?" Dilbert looks at the horn on his plate and thinks, "I'm not sure I believe this is the 'best part.'"
Tuesday April 07,
1992
Tags dilbert, transferred, market, work, barbecue, tuesday, lunch, unicorn
Transcript
A man holding a drink and wearing a robe and a wreath of leaves on his head says to Dilbert, "You look lost." Music plays in the background. Dilbert says, "I never knew that marketing was like this . . . Do you people do any work?" The man replies, "Well, not on 'Barbecue Tuesday.' Are you staying for lunch? It's unicorn!"
Monday April 06,
1992
Tags dilbert, potational, assignment, the boss, notice, market, two, drink, minimum
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss says, "Dilbert, I'm putting you on a rotational assignment . . ." The Boss continues, "You will be working in marketing until further notice." Dilbert arrives at the entrance to marketing. A sign over the door says, "Two drink minimum." Everyone inside is wearing a robe and holding a drink.


