Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday March 06,
1992
Tags dogbert, episode, amazing, ignorant, people, history, perished
Transcript
Dogbert: On today's episode of, "Dogberts amazingly ignorant people" we talk to people who don't know history. How many people perished because of world war II? Man: Uh... 400? Dogbert: The answer is fifty million. Man: Oh... Rounding.
Thursday March 05,
1992
Tags dogbert, episode, ignorant, people, australia, globe, alps, kangaroos, london, inspiration, bitter, disapointment
Transcript
Dogbert stands next to a globe and says into a microphone, "On this episode of 'Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People' we ask people to find Australia on the globe." A woman looks at the globe and asks, "Is that the place with the Alps or the kangaroos?" A man says, "I think it's in London." Dogbert says, "When we return: inspiration becomes bitter disappointment." The woman says, "Hey! Who says it has to be on the OUTSIDE?"
Wednesday March 04,
1992
Tags dogbert, amazingly, ignorant, people, visit, economics, fed, increased, money, supply, interview, politics
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of a television camera holding a microphone. Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's World of Amazingly Ignorant People." Dogbert continues, "Tonight we'll visit people who don't understand economics but talk about it anyway." A man says, "So, I heard the Fed increased the money supply, but I checked my bank balance and it's the SAME as before." Another man says, "That isn't fair."


