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Saturday January 18,
1992
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Friday January 17,
1992
Tags dogbert, prisoners, warden, jail, profitable, executed, costs, joke of the day, program
Transcript
Dogbert uses a megaphone to address several men in bathrobes and slippers. Dogbert says, "Attention, prisoners! This is Warden Dogbert speaking!" Dogbert continues, "My jail has not been profitable. I've decided to have you all executed to reduce operating costs." Dogbert walks away thinking, "The 'Joke of the Day' program seems wasted on these people."

