Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 02,
1991
Tags dilbert, dogbert, destiny, conquer, elbonia, using, hover-saucer, invention, intoxicated, metaphors, influence, shouldn't
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of a flying saucer and thinks, "It is my destiny to conquer Elbonia using Dilbert's hover-saucer invention." Dogbert climbs into the saucer thinking, "I feel intoxicated with power and blinded by my own ambition." Dogbert sits in the driver's seat thinking, "Maybe I shouldn't drive while under the influence of metaphors."
Tuesday October 01,
1991
Tags dogbert, fate, steal, dilberts, hover-saucer, conquer, tiny, nation, elbonia, knock, unfriendly, merger, opportunity
Transcript
Dogbert sits on his pillow. There is a knock at the door. Dogbert opens the door and an old man with a staff and a hat with an "F" on it stands on the doorstep. The man says, "Dogbert, I am 'Fate.' You must steal Dilbert's hover-saucer and conquer the tiny nation of Elbonia." Dogbert asks, "Since when does Fate knock?" The man replies, "I was bought out in an unfriendly merger by 'Opportunity.' I should have seen it coming."
Monday September 30,
1991
Tags dilbert, dogbert, hover, saucer, complete, destroy, small, country, wrong, hands
Transcript
Dilbert makes some adjustments to a vehicle that looks like a flying saucer. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My hover-saucer invention is complete!" Dilbert continues, "It has enough advanced weaponry to destroy a small country." Dilbert says, "I hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands." Dogbert thinks, "Paws."

