Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday August 24,
1991
Tags dilbert, senator, appreciate, close, vote, senate, political, committee, dogbert, blind, faith, system, whiskey
Transcript
Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Now that you own a senator, what are you going to do with him?" Dogbert says, "He'll appreciate in value when a close vote comes up in the Senate. Then I'll sell him to a political action committee." Dilbert says, "This is starting to affect my blind faith in the system." Dogbert says, "He's hungry. Do we have any whiskey?"
Friday August 23,
1991
Tags dogbert, government, insured, depositors, lost, money, divvying, senator
Transcript
Dogbert opens the door and a man in a suit says, "I'm from the government. We're repaying insured depositors who lost money in 'Ethel's S $ L.'" The man continues, "We're a little short on cash ourselves, so we're divvying up the items Ethel bought." Dogbert holds a man's hand and says to Dilbert, "I got a senator."
Thursday August 22,
1991
Tags dilbert, dogbert, high-risk, investment, bonds, junk, checking, account, ethel's, savings, loan
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "I lost my fortune in a high-risk investment." Dilbert asks, "Junk bonds?" Dogbert covers his eyes and says, "Checking account at 'Ethel's Savings and Loan!'"


