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Trial Postponed

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Trial Postponed - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, trial, court, stupidity, judge, dare, lawyer, postponed

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dogbert: your trial at the court of stupidity has been postponed. the judge is suffering from a gavel-related injury. dilbert: did you attack him with a gavel? dogbert: didn't need to. the man can't say no to a dare.

Court Of Stupidity

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Court Of Stupidity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, legal, court, lawyer, stupidity, appeal, bailiff

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dilbert at table with dogbert: my boss is accusing me o not knowing what he was thinking. i need you to be my lawyer and handle my appeal to the court of stupidity. court of stupidity the court rules in favor of the bailiff.

Common Sense

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Common Sense  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, common sense, request, specifications, assumption, sarcasm

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boss: this isn't what i wanted. dilbert: it is, unless you gave me the wrong specs. boss: i assume you would use your common sense to know what i wanted. dilbert: did you common sense help you make that assumption?