Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday July 10,
1991
Tags dogbert, fred, driving, school, quick, crash course, educational, system
Transcript
A man stands behind a counter. The sign behind the clerk says, "Fred's Driving School: learn to drive in just five minutes." Dogbert approaches the counter and asks, "How can you teach driving in just five minutes?" The man replies, "It's a crash course."
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Tuesday July 09,
1991
Tags dilbert, access, news, personal, computer, wrong, paper, article, newspaper, picture
Transcript
Dilbert says to Wally, "I just read that in a few years you will be able to access all of the news and information of the world from your personal computer." Dilbert continues, "You probably saw the same article in today's paper." Wally replies, "I don't read a paper." Dilbert thinks as he walks away, "What's wrong with this picture?"

