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Tags dogbert, fred, driving, school, quick, crash course, educational, system

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A man stands behind a counter. The sign behind the clerk says, "Fred's Driving School: learn to drive in just five minutes." Dogbert approaches the counter and asks, "How can you teach driving in just five minutes?" The man replies, "It's a crash course."

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Tags dilbert, access, news, personal, computer, wrong, paper, article, newspaper, picture

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Dilbert says to Wally, "I just read that in a few years you will be able to access all of the news and information of the world from your personal computer." Dilbert continues, "You probably saw the same article in today's paper." Wally replies, "I don't read a paper." Dilbert thinks as he walks away, "What's wrong with this picture?"

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Tags dogbert, dog, aerobics, exercise, pillow, laziness

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The caption says, "Dog aerobics." Dogbert sits on his pillow. Dogbert lies down and sleeps on the pillow. Dogbert sits up and says, ". . . And a one . . ."