Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 19,
1991
Tags dilbert, dogbert, star, lies, money, lawsuits, angry, tabloid, devoted, computer, online
Transcript
Dogbert stands on a desk chair typing while Dilbert looks over his shoulder. Dogbert says, "I'm starting my own tabloid newspaper, the 'Dogbert Star.'" Dogbert explains, "All of the stories will be sensational lies about me . . . That way I'll save money on lawsuits." Dogbert types, "An angry Dogbert denied that his ego was so big he started a tabloid devoted entirely to himself."
Tuesday June 18,
1991
Tags dogbert, dilbert, angels, dance, pin, six, puzzle, ancient, religion
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "I've solved an ancient puzzle." Dogbert continues, "I figured out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin!" Dogbert walks away thinking, "I don't care what he thinks . . . The answer is six."
Monday June 17,
1991
Tags dilbert, cubicles, velcro, strips, cutting, cost, downsizing
Transcript
Dilbert says to a man, "I thought it was bad when they made us work in those little cubicles . . ." Dilbert continues, "Then they put two people in each cubicle . . . But we got used to it." Dilbert, Wally and two other people hang from the wall. Dilbert continues, "I guess we'll get used to Velcro strips, too."

