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Inefficiency

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Inefficiency - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, inefficient, process, obsolete, market, technology, multidisciplinary, systems, fight, fire

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alice: our internal processes are so inefficient that we can't get products to market before they are obsolete. boss: i'll create a multidisciplinary task force to look into it. alice: you want to use an inefficient system to fix an inefficient system? boss: it's called fighting fire with fire.

Rfp Process

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Rfp Process - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, rfp, proceed, stupid, technology, obsolete

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dilbert: we finished the r.f.p. process and selected a vendor. but it tool so long that all of their technology is obsolete. should i proceed stupidly? boss: it got us this far.

Can You Explain

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Can You Explain - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, product, experience, content, salesman

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dilbert: can you explain what your product does? salesman: our product was created by an experienced team of technologists to address the way content is surfaced. dilbert: next time just say, "no."