Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 26,
1991
Tags dilbert, ufo, warned, talk, circles, leave, wheat, fields, else, dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert's clothes look burned and smoke rises from his body. Dilbert says, "I was attacked by a UFO. They warned me not to talk about the circles they leave in wheat fields." The flying saucer returns and zaps Dilbert and Dogbert. Dilbert and Dogbert are both burned. Dilbert continues, "Then they said 'Or else.'"
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Thursday April 25,
1991
Tags discovered, field, landing, strips, alien, crop, circles, dilbert, armchair, television
Transcript
Alien: They have discovered our wheat field landing strips... We must scare them away. ...and don't go snooping around stonehenge either.
Wednesday April 24,
1991
Tags news, news reporter, mysterious, circles, aliens, crop circles, crushed, wheat, starts, one, point, outward, formed, around
Transcript
A television reporter holds a microphone and says, "I'm standing at the Wickford wheat fields outside of London, the site of mysterious giant circles, possibly caused by aliens." The reporter asks a man with a backpack, "How do you find these circles of crushed wheat?" The man answers, "My team of experts starts at one point and searches outward until . . ." The man looks behind him where a circle of people tramples the wheat field. He cries, "Good Lord! Another circle has formed around us!!"

