Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday March 30,
1991
Tags dilbert, realize, draw, simpsons, bicycle, worse, bike, dogbert, bart
Transcript
Dilbert sits at the table drawing on a piece of paper. Dilbert says, "People don't realize how easy it is to draw 'The Simpsons.'" Dilbert shows his picture of Bart Simpson to Dogbert and says, "See, he's riding a bicycle." Dogbert says, "Your Bart is worse than your bike."
Friday March 29,
1991
Thursday March 28,
1991
Tags women's, power, organization, two, billion, dilbert
Transcript
Dilbert opens his door to two women. One woman says, "Hi, we're with the 'Women's Power Organization.' Do you have a moment?" The woman hits Dilbert in the stomach and his glasses fly off his face. Dilbert lies in the doorway. As they walk away one woman asks, "How many are left?" The other woman replies, "Two billion."


