Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday March 21,
1991
Wednesday March 20,
1991
Tags dilbert, dogbert, president, head, face, director, marketing, fell, broke, rib, gesundheit
Transcript
Dilbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase. Dogbert asks, "How was work?" Dilbert answers, "Not so good . . . I sneezed and blew the toupee off a vice president's head and into the face of the director of marketing, who fell and broke a rib." Dogbert responds, "Gesundheit."
Tuesday March 19,
1991
Tags dilbert, sneeze, happen, name, leave, town
Transcript
Dilbert sits at a conference table with three people and thinks, "Uh-oh . . . sneeze coming." Dilbert sneezes violently. Dilbert's sneeze blew the toupee off the man next to him and knocked a woman out of her seat. Dilbert thinks, "I can pretend that didn't happen, or change my name and leave town."


