alice: can you mentor me?
boss: heck, no. you're only one promotion away from competing for my job.
alice: well, maybe you could just stop thwarting my career?
boss: no, same issue.
boss: this is the worst idea i have ever seen.
dilbert: didn't you once tell me you spent all of your savings on a fake psychic? and the only prediction she got right was that you would lose all of your money?
boss: she also predicted i would be unhappy.
tina: i hear we are not allowed to work from home because it doesn't satisfy your sick need to wield power over us in person.
boss: that's not fair.
tina: is it accurate?
boss: let's stick with "not fair."