Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 12,
1990
Tags dinosaurs, dawn, rex, bob, parents, believe
Transcript
Dawn: Little dinosaurs must listen to their mothers. Rex: Why? Dawn: Uh... Because older dinosaurs have experience... We know how to avoid danger. Rex: Yeah? Bob: Hey, did you know it hurts when you stick one of these in your eye? Rex: Hee hee! Good one, mom; I almost believed you!!
Tuesday December 11,
1990
Monday December 10,
1990
Tags dawn, bob, spank, behave, bitter, resentful, child, mother's day, father's day
Transcript
Dawn: We have to be firm with little Rex. Watch me, Bob. Rex, behave or I'll spank you! Rex: If you spank me. I'll become a bitter and resentful child. And forget you on mother's day. Rex: I think we understand each other now. Bob: Is father's day still a go?


