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Tags dinosaurs, dawn, rex, bob, parents, believe

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Dawn: Little dinosaurs must listen to their mothers. Rex: Why? Dawn: Uh... Because older dinosaurs have experience... We know how to avoid danger. Rex: Yeah? Bob: Hey, did you know it hurts when you stick one of these in your eye? Rex: Hee hee! Good one, mom; I almost believed you!!

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Tags dilbert, dogbert, dawn, decades, parents, dinosaurs, animal behavior, rex, child

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Bob: We're your parents. And if you do as we say for the next two decades. You'll grow up to be just like me. Rex: Don't even kid about that...

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Tags dawn, bob, spank, behave, bitter, resentful, child, mother's day, father's day

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Dawn: We have to be firm with little Rex. Watch me, Bob. Rex, behave or I'll spank you! Rex: If you spank me. I'll become a bitter and resentful child. And forget you on mother's day. Rex: I think we understand each other now. Bob: Is father's day still a go?