Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday September 13,
1990
Tags ed, television, television repair, dilbert, knock, pills, medication, busy
Transcript
Dilbert: I'd fix it myself but I know it takes special tools... Plus I would just have to order a part... And I'm pretty busy... Ed: Take two of these... Dilbert: "Engineer's pills?" Ed: They'll knock you out until I'm gone.
Wednesday September 12,
1990
Tags dilbert, foreign, business, country, lost, work, perfect, example, dogbert
Transcript
Dogbert sits on a bench with a man who says, ". . . I'll tell you why we're losing to foreign business: the workers in this country have lost their work ethic." Dogbert asks, "Why aren't you working now?" The man replies, "Well, now, this is a PERFECT example of what I'm trying to tell you."
Tuesday September 11,
1990
Tags dilbert, nasa, shuttle, specific, duties, video, risky, experiment, ideas
Transcript
Nasa Scientist 1: You will be with one other... Uh... Astronaut in a private room. You two will have no specific duties on this mission. I'll be monitoring you on video. Nasa Scientist 2: A nerd, a monkey, and one Nintendo at zero gravity... Pretty risky experiment. Nasa Scientist 1: To be honest, we were running low on good ideas.


