Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday March 29,
1990
Tags dilbert, dogbert, spitballs, girls, beg, dates, satisfying, woman, love
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "When I was a kid I threw spitballs at girls to show I liked them." Dilbert continues, "Now I just grovel and beg for dates." Dilbert concludes, "Frankly, the old way was more satisfying."
Wednesday March 28,
1990
Tags dilbert, engineering, newsletter, interesting, pathos, human, drama, dogbert, tissues
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dilbert thinks, "I've got to make the engineering newsletter more interesting." Dilbert thinks, "It needs pathos and human drama." Dilbert reads from a printout, "How to cope with the loss of loved data . . ." Dogbert says, "Wait . . . I better get some tissues."
Tuesday March 27,
1990
Tags dogbert, dilbert, guard, teeth, bullet, drink, toilet
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "Remember, one of your duties as dog is to guard the house." Dilbert continues, "That might entail ripping intruders to bits with your teeth . . . Or taking a bullet for me." Dogbert replies, "Boy, all that and I get to drink out of the toilet too."


