Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday February 09,
1990
Tags dogbert, scientific, test, women's institution, number, 5.`362894, love, numbers
Transcript
The caption says, "Dogbert performs a scientific test of so-called 'women's intuition.'" Dogbert and a woman sit at a table. Dogbert says, "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten." The woman says, "5.1362894 . . . No, I'll say three." Dogbert says, "Wrong! The answer is 5.1362894 . . . I'm beginning to wonder if you're really a woman."
Thursday February 08,
1990
Wednesday February 07,
1990
Tags dinosaurs, singing, instruments, crowd, bite, head, somebody, front, row, ozzy, osbourne
Transcript
Bob the Dinosaur, Dawn the Dinosaur and Dogbert sit on the floor. Bob says, "We'll kick off the dinosaur comeback tour by singing 'My Way.'" Bob continues, "Then we'll break the instruments, wade into the crowd and bite the head off somebody in the front row!" Dogbert replies, "'Ozzy Osbourne' already did that."


