Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

Imperfect Decisions

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Imperfect Decisions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, project, vacation, decision, uninformed, perfect, good, stupid, smart, enemy

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: while you were on vacation, we made some decisions about your project. dilbert: those would be uninformed decisions if you made them without me. boss: don't let perfect be the enemy of good dilbert: can i let stupid be the enemy of smart?

Dark Matter Identified

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dark Matter Identified - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags philosophy, stupidity, dark, matter, universe, abundant, obvious

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: they say 85% of the matter in the universe is dark matter, and we don't even know what that is. dogbert: well, if it's the most abundant thing in the universe, it has to be made of stupidity. dilbert: why wasn't that obvious to me? dogbert: because you're 85% dark matter

Dark Matter And Lights

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dark Matter And Lights - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, philosophy, world, dark, matter, light

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: did you know that 85% of the matter in the world is dark matter, and we don't even know what dark matter is? boss: i know what it is dilbert: you do? boss: it's when the lights are off. - duh. dilbert: i'm going to go talk to someone else now.