Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday November 03,
2019
Goofy Words
Tags business, managers & supervisors, proposal, understand, clarification, end, misunderstand
Transcript
dilbert: and that's my blockchain proposal. any questions? boss: there was a part i didn't understand. dilbert: which part? boss: the words dilbert: all of them? boss: only the goofy ones. such as token, smart contract, certainty as a service, utxo blockchains, node, ledger, and daps. dilbert: so... you didn't understand anything i said for the past hour? boss: don't try to turn this into my fault dilbert: you could have asked me to clarify boss: i also wanted it to end.
Saturday November 02,
2019
Multiple Choice
Tags email, managers & supervisors, options, reply, business
Transcript
dilbert: i sent you an email with three options, and you replied "yes" boss: i don't remember it. send it to me again dilbert: oookay email: which option do you prefer? boss types: yes
Friday November 01,
2019
Two Places At Once
Tags managers & supervisors, business, meeting, time, states, impossible
Transcript
dilbert: you committed me to two different meetings at the same time in different states. it is not possible to be in two places at the same time wally: pfft! i could do it boss: even wally could do it


