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Best Employees

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Best Employees - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags employees, managers & supervisors, best, office workers, industry, attitude

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boss: we have the best employees in the entire industry. except for ted obviously. ted: wait...what? boss: and here comes the attitude.

Busy To Mentor

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Busy To Mentor - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, criticism, managers & supervisors, mentor, busy

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boss: i'm sorry i've been too busy to mentor you lately. dilbert: were you mentoring me before? boss: kind of. i was criticizing you in my mind. dilbert: i think it made me a better person.

Bad News I Can't Tell You

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Bad News I Can't Tell You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags angry, employees, frustrated, news, office workers

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Carol: I have bad news. Dilbert: What is it? Carol: I'll tell you later. Dilbert: Why can't you tell me now? Carol: I don't want to start and then get interrupted if someone comes in the room. Dilbert: How bad is the news? Carol: It's bad. Very bad. Dilbert: You're making me crazy, how can I relax knowing some terrible news is out there? Don't tell me you have bad news if you aren't going to tell me what it is!!! Wally: What did I miss? Dilbert: I don't know!