Ron: Hi, I'm Ron Moore.
Dilbert: Heh-heh. That's funny, because if you say your last name first, you're a "Moore, Ron". Okay, now I get why you never take me on sales calls.
Dilbert: Thank you for explaining to me how to do my job, for which I am highly trained and you are not. An observer might be tempted to say only an idiot would do such a thing.
Boss: Is that an insult?
Dilbert: Hey, don't blame me for what a hypothetical observer says.
Alice: I have too many projects.
Boss: Pfft! If a juggler can juggle five balls at once, you can handle seventeen projects.
Alice: But...no juggler can juggle seventeen balls at once.
Boss: Not the lazy ones.