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Tina Vents

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Tina Vents - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags complaining, employees, office workers, avoidance, negativity

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Tina: I've had a bad week. Do you mind if I vent? Dilbert: I see no reason why I should be exposed to your toxic negativity. Tina: I'm going to do it anyway. Dilbert: Headphones.

The Consultant

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The Consultant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags advice, boss, business, criticism, managers & supervisors, judgement

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Man: ...And that's what I recommend. Boss: I reject your recommendation because it doesn't match what we already decided to do. Man: That's no way to run a business. Boss: Can you refer me to a less judgy consultant?

More Communication

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More Communication - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, communication, confused, distraction, irony, managers & supervisors

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Boss: What we need in this office is more communication and fewer distractions. Dilbert: Your goals are mutually exclusive. If you communicate more, you'll be distracting us more. Boss: Now I've lost my train of thought. Dilbert: Did my communication distract you?