Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 07,
2019
Centralizing The Decentralized
Tags boss, business, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm, value
Transcript
Boss: I need to randomly change something so it seems as if being a manager is a real job. Maybe I should centralize all the functions I decentralized last year. Catbert: Or you could find a way to add value. Boss: I'm not magic.
Friday September 06,
2019
Dilbert Is No Longer His Name
Tags boss, gender, managers & supervisors, men and women, office workers, respect, salary
Transcript
Dilbert: My name used to be Dilbert, but my boss ordered me to identify as a woman. That way he can claim he pays men and women the same. Woman: I just lost all respect for your company. Dilbert: That was going to happen either way.
Thursday September 05,
2019
Technically Dilbert Is Male
Tags boss, business ethics, gender, managers & supervisors, men and women, office workers, salary
Transcript
Dilbert: Technically, I'm male. But my boss makes me identify as a woman so it looks as if he pays men and women the same. Dogbert: You let your boss choose your gender? Dilbert: Don't make it sound weird.


