Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 29,
2019
The Inexperienced Employee.
Tags advice, criticism, employees, insults, office workers
Transcript
Man: Let me tell you how to do your job. You need to get all the vendors in the same room and insult them until they offer you discounts. Dilbert: That sounds super dumb. Man: That's what they said to Galileo old man.
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Wednesday August 28,
2019
Inexperienced Employee Advice
Tags criticism, employees, irritation, office workers, sarcasm, experience, arrogant
Transcript
Man: Hi, I'm an inexperienced employee who tells experienced employees how to do their jobs. I compensate for my lack of experience with a thing called arrogance. Dilbert: That sounds worth-less. Man: Oh, yeah? Then why does every company have one of me?
Tuesday August 27,
2019
Skipping Teambuilding
Tags boss, celebration, irritation, managers & supervisors, office workers, parties, sarcasm, team
Transcript
Alice: Can I skip the team-building celebration to get some work done? Boss: No, because I'm trying to change the culture. Alice: To what? Angry and unproductive? Boss: Trust the cake.

