Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday July 27,
2019
The Opinionated Old Guy
Tags business, employees, internet & world wide web, old, opinion
Transcript
the opinionated old guy: that idea will never work! unless you know some kind of "magic" that sends data through the air. dilbert: i call it wi-fi. opinionated old guy: pffft! no one wants that.
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Friday July 26,
2019
Thanking Everyone By Name
Tags business, managers & supervisors, name
Transcript
boss: i'd like to thank each member of the team by name...i'll start with what's-his-face here. voice from crowd: it's dilbert. boss: no, that's not it. you look like steve.
Thursday July 25,
2019
Employee Engagement Survey
Tags business, employees, managers & supervisors
Transcript
boss: the employee engagement survey results are in. aaand...not a single person answered the survey. looks like we have room to improve. dilbert: have you considered bribery?

