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Unforseen Risks

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Unforseen Risks - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags blame, boss, office, office workers, sarcasm, risks

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Boss: How can you be sure there are no unforeseen risks with this plan? Dilbert: It is not possible to know if one has considered every risk. Therefore, we can never be sure. Boss: So...I can still blame you for any problems that pop up? Dilbert: Yes, that part of the process is still intact.

Boss Surgery

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Boss Surgery - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, brain, employees, insults, surgery

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Asok: There's a new surgery that can turn employees into bosses. Boss: How can surgery turn an employee into a boss? Dr: You won't be needing this.

Ai That Creates Comics

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Ai That Creates Comics - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags comic strip, inventions, sarcasm, technology, creativity

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Dilbert: I invented an A.I. that can create comic strips. Boss: Pffft! That's impossible. No machine will ever match the creative genius of human cartoonists. Dilbert: This one is about a guy who thinks his boss is dumb. Boss: No one wants to read that.