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Prove A Negative

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Prove A Negative - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, office, accusations, negative

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ceo to dilbert: is this everything i need to know? dilbert: yes. ceo: how can you be sure there isn't something out there we don't know about? dlbert: are you asking me to prove a negative? ceo: it's more of an accusation than a question.

Leadership And Guessing

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Leadership And Guessing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, coffee, managers & supervisors, office

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alice to the boss: one option is to use the old method that has never once worked, but we think we know how to make it work next time. alice: the other option is to try something new that we can't be sure will work. alice: it's almost as if leadership is nothing but guessing. the boss drinking coffee: let's change the subject.

Why Did You Not Tell Me Sooner

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Tags business, career, information, office, problem

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the boss to dilbert: why didn't you tell me about this problem earlier? dilbert: because you would have made decisions based on incomplete information and ruined my career. the boss walking away: okay, i didn't realize that was obvious.