Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday June 06,
2019
Doctor Appointment
Tags business, doctor, office, office workers, medical advice, essential oil, attitude, kava
Transcript
carol: i have a doctor's appointment today. the boss: doctor? bah! the boss: all you need are some essential oils and a supplement or two. carol: has anyone ever survived your medical advice? the boss: some kava could fix your attitude problem.
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Wednesday June 05,
2019
Service Human And Pay
Tuesday June 04,
2019
Dogbert's Service Human
Tags business, magazines, office, office workers, service, ipad
Transcript
dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human. office worker on leash. dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax. service human: no one reads magazines anymore. dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?

