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Doctor Appointment

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Doctor Appointment - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, doctor, office, office workers, medical advice, essential oil, attitude, kava

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carol: i have a doctor's appointment today. the boss: doctor? bah! the boss: all you need are some essential oils and a supplement or two. carol: has anyone ever survived your medical advice? the boss: some kava could fix your attitude problem.

Service Human And Pay

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Service Human And Pay - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags abuse, business, office, office workers, service, payment

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the boss: i'm hearing that you are abusing your service human. the boss: i don't think you pay him enough for that. service human: wait. i'm suppose to get paid for this??? dogbert: great. now you've ruined him!

Dogbert's Service Human

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Dogbert's Service Human - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, magazines, office, office workers, service, ipad

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dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human. office worker on leash. dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax. service human: no one reads magazines anymore. dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?